Hollywoods latest couple has the Internet community mouth agape and wondering...

Um... Vivica Fox and David Caruso??????  DAVID CARUSO?????  I mean, Horatio Caine is cool, but...

DAVID CARUSO??????

He is rumored to have a temper, and likes young women who are easily "molded"... where does Aunt Viv fit in that criteria? ....

Hasn't Caruso dated black women before??? I think that's all he dates! LOL... I know Vivica omg when i saw that i was like WTF they must have met at the plastic doctors office.....

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http://forum.blackhairmedia.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=147763&PN=3

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....Talk about odd couples. Talk about revolving doors.The two have been dating for a few weeks.  Fox recently celebrated her 40 something birthday. ...
MediaTakeOut.com just caught wind that actress Vivica Fox is dating actor David Caruso (from the CBS hit show CSI Miami). According to one of our spies, the two of them were sitting "close and cuddly" (deja vu, anyone???) at a trendy Los Angeles restaurant last week.
And according to our MediaTakeOut.com spy, who was sitting within an earshot of each other, David was telling Vivica how much he likes rap music.

Anything to get in them drawers huh David....

YOU BET!!!
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http://www.mediatakeout.com/2008/25803-new_couple_alert_vivica_fox_and_actor_david_caruso.html
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Since nature hasn´t been too nice to our favourite redheaded butt-boy we decided it was time to use photoshop and create an image that is not as hard on the eyes as the man himself.

We think we did a great job. Gone are all the wrinkles and saggy man-boobs and the potbelly...sigh...

Visit our latest poll!!! http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso+REVEALED/polls/5/results/Nature+hasn+t+nice+favourite+ginger+butt+boy

EXCLUSIV - David Caruso´s latest bed bunny  opens up in an  honest interview. WHYERE she met David Caruso - "who was ripe for the plucking" . She talks freely about the redheads preference of  racial mixes and hookers South of the Border...and her plans once David Caruso dumps her for someone else...

As I approached the tall distinctive looking middle-aged man who beckoned me with his crooked finger, I realized how totally out of his element he seemed, on the teeming, steamy streets in ZN, Tijuana's Red Light District. The cheap shades the red head still exposed even with the baseball cap, wearing ridiculous jeans, a navy tee and loafers, he looked like a teenager who just had found out what to do with his right hand and a playboy magazine.

Before I came to LA I worked the streets of Tijuana. Fantasizing about getting laid by a Z-list actor helped me to survive After all I´m an ugly racial mix of Indian/Pakistani/Arabic descent. Everybody called me the AlQuida whore. Stranded here, with no money, no friends, and no job, I hd to take what I could get. In the ZN of Tijuana, that amounts to prostitution, with or without a side of waiting tables.

Then I ran into David Caruso..............Alone.  He was desperate to get laid. He loves women of racial mixes. They are easier  to handle and cheaper.  Because folks, David Caruso likes it cheap. Therefor, he visits his favourite Tijuana brothel as often as he can.
Turning tricks in Tijuana didn´t pay well. It was hard work, especially for someone with my ethnic background. I´m really UGLY.

There was  a lot of competition here. Women much younger, some in their teens, much prettier, much more willing than I to do the bidding of some "john" for $11.00 for half an hour. It took a lot of tricks to pay the rent, buy food and still have money for those ridiculous rhinestone clothes I like to wear

Waiting tables and turning tricks. That's what most of the Hollywood girls do  before they before they find their sugar daddy, don't they? Well,  now I´m only a cheap looking Background Extra with no text. I have no style whatsoever. I have no career. I look so used.  But that is okay. David Caruso is used goods himself. He agreed to be my Sugar-daddy. After  alcoholism, three divorces and a row of failed relationships  respectable women keep their hands off him. He is a pariah.

I have to admit I love  it when paparazzi photograph me. Nobody was interested in me before I spread my legs for David Caruso. Now  everybody knows my name. Okay, David´s Ex doesn´t let me near David Caruso´s kids.   She thinks I´m a brainless tart. I can understand that. ....

 
I know my affair with David Caruso is only temporary. I know when he gets enough of my flat ass he will exchange me for someone better looking. But rest assured, I will kick and fight for "my position". I like the limelight just a tad too much.  I spread my legs for David Caruso often enough so I hope I well get out of it as much as I can.

Who will come AFTER David Caruso? Another Z-list actor? I hope so, since I´m not getting younger and my ugly Indian/Pakistani/Arabic looks won´t help either.... Maybe David Caruso could knock me up and thus will secure me a meal-ticket the next 18 years.

Tomorrow's another day. Better things to come. Maybe David will come back from TJ. He loves whores. It has to be true. Otherwise he wouldn´t have hooked up with me.

Based on online interviews

Since our last post got so many enthusiastic reactions from our precious readers we think this one will get them even more "worked up" (If you get my drift - anonymous A! LOL)

 
Our call to old friends, aquaintances and ex-lovers of Indian/Pakistani/AlQuida-tart Amina Islam finally seems to have paid off! Sent to us by a complete stranger )!) is a video of Amina Islams alleged former working place. Until David Caruso - on one of his frequent visist to Tijuana brothels - noticed her.
Even if Amina managed to blend into society somehow one still can see traces of her former life in her face.
Like one of our readers posted :
"David Caruso´s latest bed bunny worked her way up on her back. Not that there where any doubt ever about the real nature of Aminas "career"!"
(http://davidcaruso.personalfanpages.com/3244/David+Caruso+-+Amina+Islam%B4s+casting+photo%21.html)
We second that!!!

Link to the video: http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=Rh0nWrGJXWE

Lest anyone on the planet wonder where David Caruso goes if he hasn´t the likes of  AlQuida-tart Amina Islam to play with? Rumors have it he even met Amina there..... If he has a certain urge or need?
Are you a first-time visitor to Tijuana? Are you a resident looking for an out-of-the-way, inexpensive, yet discreet diversion?

 David Caruso´s favourite brothel is the place for you.

Welcome to David Caruso´s  favourite Brothel! It is maintained by a feisty Mexican lady in an  accessible location. This allows her to offer her unique services at prices well below those found within the more competitive Tijuana marketplaces.

Prior to David Caruso´s frequent visits , the establishment was an abandoned shack. A plus for your wallet; no rent for her means cheaper thrill for you.  AND WE ALL KNOW DAVID CARUSO LIKES IT CHEAP AND QUICK . While it does lack certain amenities most of us have come to expect, it boasts a serenity not found in the hustle and bustle of Tijuana. We've been led to believe there is an outhouse behind the shack and a small stream just over the rise; soap, shampoo and insecticides available for a nominal fee.

A cozy cottage atmosphere, unfettered by cumbersome furniture or electroncis. The only convenience is a mattress, low to the floor, providing easy ingress and egress. Battery-operated appliances, beverages and an assortment of snacks may be brought in and are always appreciated. We caution you to bring only ready-to-eat foods. There are no facilities to accommodate items requiring either heat or refrigeration. You might also wish to consider bringing your own portable urinal and perhaps some "Wet Ones" or "Baby Wipes".

Summer-time, poll-time. Everybody seems to LOVE polls. WE too. On another webpage we found a very interesting pool. We liekd it so much, that we decided to copy and paste it and add it to our little blog!

You can find the poll in question on http://www.zimbio.com/David+Caruso/polls/23/results/David+Caruso+new+arm+candy+background+extra

Take a look and vote.

Rumor has it that getting laid by the main lead of the CSI franchise may pay off for David Caruso´s latest bed bunny. We hope for the sake of the show and us viewers that those rumors are just smoke and screen. We can guess WHAT the real talents of background extra Amina Islam are - and it ain´t acting. LOL

Make your opinion KNOWN!

Voting closes on September 05, 2008. Plenty of time to have some fun!

David ´Caruso´s new arm-candy, background extra, Amina islam ALLEGEDLY has some acting talent. What would be the best part/role for her???

	A tacky two-dollar-whore? 67%
	A female Islamic terrorist? 33%
	The new ME on CSI Miami? 0%

This article originally appeared on a German website. We used a translation tool.. David Caruso and the thrill (his preference) of dating cheap women..... fascinating...especially when cameras are around...AND ACTION!!!

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Source: http://www.viply.de/?p=6845
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WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE YOUR KIDS, old boy???

Somehow we knew it.
Somehow we had a precognition that the woman who spent three days and nights with David Caruso in a posh San Diego resort might be an ACTRESS.
YUP!!!
No lady of the night.
No bartender
No call-girl like the one or other very unkind soul suggested.
According to SEB of VIPIX David Caruso's new lover goes by the name AMINA ISLAM and is an actress.Thank you for letting us now. We keep our fingers crossed for them. They are a really nice couple.

There she is.

BOY does she look good.

According to SEB from VIPIX:

David had romantic week-end with her, after spendind friday night with his new lovein a luxury L.A hotel ,Saturday David drove south near San Diego to One of the premier luxury Southern California resorts.Sunday ,he is still at the resort and didn't left the Villa for 24 hours.....Woua....the new girl should be tired !!!!!

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Source: http://vipix.squarespace.com/journal/2008/5/4/caruso-and-the-new-girlfriend-exclusif.html

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WE BET SHE IS!!!!

 

 

(Source: The GOSSIPFIX)

(http://defamer.com/367763/david-caruso-what-should-i-do-i-am-a-grown-man-with-red-hair)