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ONE FAT BLOKE!!!

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David Caruso takes a swim on Miami Beach on the 4th of July....One does wonder that he didn't drown with all the BODY FAT (Man boobs!!! Ieeek) he carries around. Too much spic burritos, eh???

The second pic (2001, Cannes, France) shows a much slimmer, better looking Caruso. But then he was with a stylish, good looking woman. One could easily say Caruso fucked his way down.


[ 12:45 AM ] [ Friday, July 6, 2007 ] [ Post Comment ]

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Have you seen where his hands are???? That man can fuck while he walks!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:15 AM ] [ Friday, July 6, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Anonymous A you are hilarious but RIGHT.
I guess fucking is the ONLY thing he has talent for.
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I don't know whixh planet you come from but to me he looks happy holding his 3rd wife...when times still where GOOD....
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BTW he has bigger boobs than the Latina!

Edited by Vixen on Friday, July 6, 2007 at 11:23 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 6:01 AM ] [ Friday, July 6, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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mmm mmm i am enjoyin this,is pic 1 from july this year coz i rather like it - cuddly pookie bear. more please...


Edited by Vixen on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 2:51 AM

[ Anonymous brit ] [ 4:21 PM ] [ Friday, July 6, 2007 ] [ Link ]

My favourite is the from 2001

...cuddly FAT POOKIE...I'd say. IN 2007 he is fat. He is in a very bad shape.

Edited by Vixen on Saturday, July 7, 2007 at 4:38 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 11:51 PM ] [ Friday, July 6, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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He is growing old disgracefully - like we all do..... its contentment tummy nothing more !!!!

Yeah right! hahahahaha

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:34 AM ] [ Monday, July 9, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Yes but,

he was slim like a rod two years ago. Just recently I saw a pic of an episode in season 5 - the shirt was so tight I feared the buttons would pop off any second. Is there nobody in the wardrobe compartment who hands him clothes in the right size???
OK, we all age - but Caruso virtually lets himself go. I've seen 50 year old actors (Clooney anyone) who aren''t sporting half of the potbelly he does. Too much food too little exercise. I predict that the first episode of season 6 will (like in season 5) show a grossly overweight Caruso.

Edited by Vixen on Monday, July 9, 2007 at 1:37 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 5:47 AM ] [ Monday, July 9, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Those spics spawn like rats. Every year a new one!

[ Anonymous ] [ 11:32 PM ] [ Monday, July 9, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Ahem.........Clooney has a lot more to lose (reputation wise!!!)

Caruso has already lost it (reputation and otherwise!)

However, saying that, I confidently predict that now the little one is coming up to 2/3yrs old, he will be exercising those little legs playing soccer (footie - to us) like a good un........the little one that is. I still do not see Caruso perched on the Yorkshire moors, cheering from the sidelines, with horizontal rain (peeing it down, as we call it) blowing through you in the breeze (Force 10 gale). - like us normal parents!

Come to that, I don't see Romeo going through that either..... what ever happened to you Becks (shame on you!)

Trust me, you'll need a shot of Jack before you can feel your fingers and toes by Sat afternoon!!!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:33 AM ] [ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Caruso

most likely will sent the nanny to do the core. I do believe Caruso will walk around with the boy as long as he is small and cuddly. After all, it makes good PR. Wiith his bad reputation - playing Daddy gets you noticed in a positive way. However, when no cameras are around he likes to hand the kid over to a nanny and visits clubs (according to Gawker Stalker May 2005) And get real have you ever seen spics play soccer?
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Romeo Becks - with a mother like that (Posh) I would spend a good part of my childhood on the couch (in a shrink's office.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:41 AM ] [ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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At least he's not runnin 2 the nearest LA surgeon 4 lipo / face lift/ tummy tuck AND does not feel ashamed to fetch a newspaper without being perfectly dressd -......(deleted due to content!!!!!!


Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 2:28 AM

[ Anonymous Brit ] [ 12:44 PM ] [ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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JFC - take your medication girl. He had an eye-job (which runs under PLASTIC SURGERY) in March.


[ Vixen ] [ 11:28 PM ] [ Tuesday, July 10, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Whoa girls, let me in here ... what did I start !!!

Who's had eye surgery??? DC, Becks, Posh, the kid ??

Hello - update pls.

Give it time, the shrinks in LA are grinning ear to ear and rubbing their hands in glee as they camp outside Becks mansion....

Becks... it would never have happened in Manchester... have you seen the recent pics of yourselves and the fresh faced kids that got engaged. What have you done!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:52 AM ] [ Wednesday, July 11, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Caruso had an eye-job this March. According to a witness who met him at a party back then conicidentally "he looked a bit too well-rested" around his eyes.
I ask - why just the eyes - couldn't he have done the whole face???

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, July 11, 2007 at 9:34 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 6:04 AM ] [ Wednesday, July 11, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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OK - eye job u say, well i hav'nt seen the results yet n i hope he's not spoiled his face b'coz of it. i also hope he does'nt have any further surgery. it wud b stupid in my view...

[ Anonymous Brit ] [ 12:15 PM ] [ Wednesday, July 11, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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It must be love ...........

Just an eye job,... this man has financial problems, give him a break

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 4:42 AM ] [ Thursday, July 12, 2007 ] [ Link ]

LOL

Since they shoot five days a week and a "freshly done face" needs at least two weeks to heal - more than an eye-job wasn't possible at that time. And who knows, maybe Marg is still waiting for the rest of her 2,7 million payment (PLUS residuals). The guy has to save some money.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:07 AM ] [ Thursday, July 12, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Exactly - his anticipated nappy (sorry diaper) bill would be the equvalent of a 3rd World GNP

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:52 AM ] [ Friday, July 13, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Just imagine

he finds someone more appealing than La Latina and her constantly growing girth? The alimony sum that is to be expected with 2 off-springs will be ASTRONOMICAL. He better starts saving now.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:57 AM ] [ Friday, July 13, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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..... before la Latina asks for plastic surgery ????

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 2:50 AM ] [ Tuesday, July 17, 2007 ] [ Link ]

For her face

you mean? If she has another kid she won't need an breast enhancement. Latinas are ususally getting fat if they start to have kids. Then daddy dave can take a dive into this gargantuan (sp??) breasts

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, July 18, 2007 at 9:03 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 5:59 AM ] [ Wednesday, July 18, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Ah, Ah, Ah!

Almost got carried away there ......

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:38 AM ] [ Friday, July 20, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Yeah

but you know I´m right. Those broads really do get FAT when they reach a certain age.

[ Vixen ] [ 8:32 AM ] [ Friday, July 20, 2007 ] [ Link ]