The fame and glory of David Caruso

..........The best of all though has to be Mr Suave hisself, David Caruso of CSI Miami. Caruso has elevated ham-ness to a high-altar art-form. Just watch that repository of sexness take on and off those shades! Try if you can to not wet yourself with delight when he glances sidewuzs at his fellow thesbians, that orangade hair flickering in the soft Miami breeze. Tell me you're not orgasming in your britches. I know I am. And his little formalities: "Looks like we have a dead body, Mr Whateveryournameis," or "Do Not Test me!" Nope! I wouldn't dare test you Davy, not with that ... well ... finely tuned repertoir of one-liners, which are more lethal than airborne anthrax. Ooops! Just spoiled myself thinking of him ... the Maestro!
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Updated: A big thank you goes to the one who allowed me to post it. Great piece of work!!!  However, your art has been lost on the one or the other simple minded soul who thinks YOU aren't able to spell or write correctly. But don't worry, that must be the medicine that they are forced to take.