The fame and glory of David Caruso

a) The catering is really going downhill!
b) I hope that last cheque cleared
c) Who are these women who keep writing about me?
d) zzzzzzzzzzz

Great! You are a rare talent.

A) Ah Jesus! I should have gone commando or at lest bought those briefs one size bigger.
B) I love Marg, Eva, Jackie.....WHOM should I call today????
C) Now get this scene done already! I'm starving. What's for lunch, Annie????

a) ...... I cant remember whether I changed my undies
b) Eva is gonna kill me if I cancel again .....
c) Hell, I have to baby sit tonite
d) Will this day ever end .......

Great stuff! Let's see:

A) I just hope I don't mix up the names again....Eva, Marg, Ginger? Who is my date tonight?
B) This damned blog - it gives me an ucler.
C) All those payments? I need some cash!

a) Shall I shan't I........
b) She loves me, she loves me not .....
c) I wonder if I get on the blog and post smthg whether I can hook up with that girl in the UK, she sounds kinda cute ......
d) Thank heaven, everyone was concentrating on Sting they actually missed me ....phew, that was close!

a) I hope they'll never find the commercial for condoms I made when I was young and needed the money.
b) WHEN is it going to end? CSI Miami - I just can't bear it anymore.
c) I wonder if Eva's tits are the real thing or just fake ones?

Edited by Vixen on Tuesday, September 18, 2007 at 3:35 PM

Who the FUCK put the BENGAY into my Undershorts??!! Oh, Fuck. I left them .......where the...Hell... did.... I.... leave ....them?? Puts on Sunglasses..exits right out of the Frame....

hey Togofan - GREAT!!!!
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A) My balls are itching....damn
B) I need Botox - now!
C) I shouldn't have eaten all that Chill yesterday. Man, where is the next loo?

a) Thank heaven the press haven't found out I sold my sperm to a sperm bank....... more child support !!!!
b) I wonder if Anonymous A's tits are real - I really loved her CV and would really like to try her out .....
c) When's the next flight to England .... they keep banging on about foot and mouth.... wouldn't mind giving it a try

Anonymous A - you are a genius and a naughty little girl!!!! Great stuff-

a) They're saying Anon-A is a naughty girl, I wonder if she likes spanking ......
b) I wonder what else she likes ...... (Lisa and I certainly had some fun with that playground toy she was advocating) ...hmmmmmm...........
c) I wonder if I can get away for a visit to the UK.....
d) Hmmmm... better pack my thermals

A) I don't like Adam - he always wants to be in the limelight and that is clearly MY PLACE.
B) I don't like Emily - She annoys the hell out of me with her Mickey Mouse voice.
C) And please get Khandi off my back. I get a headache whenever I have to talk to her.

a) OK - Let's recap here.... we have various marriages, g/fs and groupies.......bailiffs at the door, child support and CSI-M is sliding downhill in the popularity polls, too early to draw my pension or find a Sugar Mommy (esp with kid No 3 on the way ..... Houston, we have a problem ..........
b) I know I put a fresh pack of blue pills in my jacket, but they're not there !!!!
c) I wonder if there's a way of tracing Anon-A through the internet (my friends downtown sure as hell have come up with nothing (wink)..... I know, I'll pretend I'm setting up my own DC blog ........
d) I

A) Those damned blue pills - 3 hour erections - i'm told old for that, man !
B) I have to fart and Ann Donahue and Jerry Bruckheimer are right next to me.
C) Another kid - again? Eva already calls me "The Sperminator"
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Oops....

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 20, 2007 at 9:02 AM

He wasn't thinking diddley wah squat.

Then what? Was he spanking the monkey? Enlighten us please.

Two seconds later, the director says; Now open your eyes and slowly look up, and put your sunglasses on. "That's a Take"

......and now you can go and wash your hands , buddy!

I don't combine the two. I like Horatio Caine. (fictional)
The real, I don't go there.

Me neither.But there are a lot of fan-girls (I refrain from calling them stupid) who think the man and the figure are one and the same. And you know what? I liked the HoCaine character up to season 3. In season 4 something happened to the actor and he changed the way he portrayed HoCaine.

Bingo! The writers must be taking a break from creativity. I can't watch some of the reruns of this past season. When they had H. call his Supervisor, Supervisor, instead of his name. I turned it off. I live in the real world, and I would have said, " Mr. Fricken' Supervisor : "This is a gun in my pocket, and I am not glad to see you, and you are going down."

I'm impressed. Really. I thought I was the only one who was annoyed about the lackadaisical perfor mance Caruso delivers one episode after the other -and it is getting worse.
Mr. Supervisor? Laughable. What is next? Instead of Calleigh. "Bulletgirl, go to the lab and fecth me the sample" or with Eric "Mr. Pout, do you have a minute???" LOL

Edited by Vixen on Friday, September 21, 2007 at 9:44 AM

Eric-Anyone that can recover that fast from a bullet to the head, has my vote.
I expected at least six months of rehab speech therapy.
It is like, we have him to the point of death, what do we do now.
Oh, nothing.

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
www.davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com



Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 6:59 AM

www.davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.


Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 12:04 PM

Thank you Alexis!


Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 6:05 AM

I like Vixen - she is really cool!


Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 10:11 AM

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Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 1:48 AM