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Caruso - the KING of bombed movies

King of New York (1990) - BOMBED
Hudson Hawk - (1991) - BOMBED
Mad Dog and Glory (1993) - BOMBED
Kiss of Death (1995) - BOMBED
Jade (1995) - BOMBED
Cold Around the Heart (1997) - BOMBED
Body Count (1998) - BOMBED
Proof of Life (2000) - BOMBED
Swirlee (2000) - BOMBED - (NOBODY ever heard of this one!!!)
Session 9 (2001) - BOMBED
Black Point (2001) - BOMBED

Television:
Michael HAYES (1997) BOMBED (after 1 season)

WHAT A TALENT!!!!

They say, after three bombed movies hardly anyone will offer you a role anymore. The red menance produced 11 movies nobody wanted to see. (I wonder how far Caruso went or what he did to get any movie roles at all.) Nobody in the industry had more failures than him.

There is a very entertaining video called

"Bocho vs. Caruso"

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b6880ee770

ENJOY!!!

[ 11:18 AM ] [ Friday, September 21, 2007 ] [ Post Comment ]

THAT Picture

I was wondering out loud, if he left the ANALBEADS in by mistake, or if he got his thong in a knot??!!
Guess, F-Bomb dropping is ALL he's got left....

[ Tofogfan ] [ 1:51 PM ] [ Friday, September 21, 2007 ] [ Link ]

BOMBED

Well, if I am not overstating the obvious..."H" does his "BEST" work in the horizontal anyway..lololol

[ Tofogfan ] [ 2:07 PM ] [ Friday, September 21, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Yes, I think one could say that getting naked (in front or off the camera) is the only thing Caruso excells in....LOL
But you are right. He looks.....constipated.....

Edited by Vixen on Friday, September 21, 2007 at 6:33 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 2:10 PM ] [ Friday, September 21, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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It just goes to show, you can't spend your life relying on the Autocue... sometimes you have to wing it on your own...... most people do this effortlessly, some need "assistance"
I would think 3 wives and assorted hangers on is more than enough assistance ????? then again ???

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:14 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Anyonmous A

I really do love you. You always hit the nail on the head. You know they say....if your right hand hurts ask your wife to do it (or the Latina)...

[ Vixen ] [ 5:51 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Hush hun, people will talk! ....

BTW - what is with the final comment on every page ????

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:26 AM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I LOVE it when people talk...

The last coment???

That is just a joker begging for attention -disregard.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:31 AM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

VIXEN

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.
www.davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 6:57 AM

[ Anonymous ] [ 3:09 AM ] [ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

VIXEN

www.davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 12:03 PM

[ Anonymous ] [ 8:42 AM ] [ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Thank you Alexis!

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 6:04 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 1:21 AM ] [ Thursday, September 27, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I like Vixen - she is really cool!

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 10:11 AM

[ Anonymous ] [ 6:48 AM ] [ Thursday, September 27, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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http://blog.myspace.com/fifytrixibelle

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 1:47 AM

[ Anonymous ] [ 2:50 PM ] [ Tuesday, October 2, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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