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THIS IS JUST TOO GOOD TO MISS! Read about Caruso's no kiss-and-touch-rule!!

Season 4 - we all remember the disaster the Aerosol-storyline turned out to be. Caruso's wooden acting and the ridiculousness of the story itself made the whole thing unwatchable. We have asked ourselves many times why HoCaine never got intimate with his bride. The answer might be with DAVID CARUSO. Caruso made it clear that he wanted no physical contact. The big question remains - WHY? First of all we are sure the man knows himself only too well. Caruso is very fond of the ladies and obviously has a hard time keeping up his pants. Spending hours in front we can of the camera fondling his co-star - for someone like Caruso reason enough to start an affair. Also, imagine that shooting a scene kissing luscious Alana de Garza could give Caruso a huge stiffy.

@ In 1993/1994 "NYPD Blue" - after the naked scenes they had together - Caruso fell in love with his TV-partner Amy Brenneman. (According to his own words!) Brennemann however, who was engaged to one of the NYPD Blue producers, shrugged him off.

@ In 1996 "Cold around the heart". Caruso couldn’t stop thinking about co-star Kelly Lynch with whom he had a nude scene.

@ In 2000. Columbian porn star Amparo Grizales caught Caruso’s eye while filming “Proof of life”. While she didn’t star in the movie it is rumored that Caruso couldn't keep his hands off the Latina.

Love scenes are part of an actors job. Is Caruso really such A WEAK INDIVIDUAL  that he gives in to every temptation that comes his way? Does Caruso HAVE NO SELF-CONTROLL at all? Is he A SEX ADDICT like Michael Douglas? Interesting questions.

THREE FAILED MARRIAGES TELL A NASTY STORY.

[ 2:59 PM ] [ Sunday, September 23, 2007 ] [ Post Comment ]

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I always knew that Caruso was a weakling. I wonder how this feeling must be - to walk around with a hard-on 24/7.

[ Anonymous B ] [ 5:04 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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It is all testament to a wandering eye.... if not wandering hands... for a born opportunist.

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:11 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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As always Anonymous A hit the nail on the head. I'd say the man simply lacks self-control. He is like a horny rabbit. He has to stick it in EVERYWHERE

Edited by Vixen on Monday, September 24, 2007 at 9:22 AM

[ Vixen ] [ 5:54 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Vixen

This morning I realize that you have a fixed conviction, about this subject; probably based on feelings or emotions rather than reasoning.

Way 2 much passion for the subject matter. You are interesting though.

[ Anonymous ] [ 8:26 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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We ALL are fixed onto something. Some people are fixed on playing golf. i'm fixed on the nastyness that is Caruso.

[ Vixen ] [ 8:42 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Don't be the pot and him be the kettle. Words are powerful. Choose them wisely. (you can delete this) Only for your ears, eyes..whatever. I like your site.

[ Anonymous ] [ 8:56 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Stiffy

I'd give ANYTHING to see this guy with a bottle of those little blue pills....roll camera!!!!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 8:59 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

No, I won't

You argue reasonably. I like people who use their brains when they come here and post something.
BTW Thank you. I know about the power of words.

[ Vixen ] [ 9:00 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I'd give ANYTHING to see this guy with a bottle of those little blue pills....roll camera!!!!!

YUP! Maybe he is popping them inbetween breaks! AdG may thank God for small favours!

[ Vixen ] [ 9:07 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Viagra

The simple THOUGHT of this guy even having access to the stuff creeeeeeeps me out royally!! Can you imagine THAT Doctors visit..yikes!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 9:18 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I can and I'm kinda y' know....giggly. I can imagine the doctor making a snide remark about the size of DC's lil man....
You know they say small Dick big Ego.

Edited by Vixen on Monday, September 24, 2007 at 12:27 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 9:23 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

EGO

Yep, the bigger the ego, the more they got to compensate...lol. NOW we know!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 9:29 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Hoenstly, i always suspected that he has only a small Willy.

[ Vixen ] [ 10:19 AM ] [ Monday, September 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Size isn't everything!!!! Just kidding .....

hahaha - yes it is!!!

What is small to some, may be big to others (with horn rimmed glasses!)

One has to cater for every taste (strawberry for preference....)


[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:24 AM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Anoynmous A!

Who dou you think you are kidding! Size is everything. Especially for someone like Caruso.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:30 AM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Size Matters

Ahem, well as they say, "It's not the size that matters, it's the motion of the ocean", or: it's how you use it. My question is, how loooong does it take to get to England in a Rowboat??!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 2:10 PM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Hahaha! Good question. VERY LONG I suppose!

[ Vixen ] [ 2:18 PM ] [ Tuesday, September 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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All this conversation is making me seasick ...(damn, I miss my stalker ....) .listen girls, size matters!!!! Trust me, I've been on the planet long enough. It also helps if you know what to do with it .....but if push comes to shove, or whatever is your preference, at least you can be certain that you can still enjoy yourself by taking control if you have to.

Oh dear, I'm blabbering again.......

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 6:16 AM ] [ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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No, you aren't. Your posts are very insightful. I always compare it to a lollipop. A HUGE one is just too uncomfortable, a SMALL one simply annoying. You should be able to take it in your mouth comfortably.
Since Caruso is tall and slim and bony (or used to be) I guess he's medium sized.

[ Vixen ] [ 6:50 AM ] [ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

VIXEN

www.davidcarusorevealed.blogspot.com

THE TRUTH IS OUT THERE.


Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, September 26, 2007 at 12:03 PM

[ Anonymous ] [ 8:41 AM ] [ Wednesday, September 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Thank you Alexis!

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, September 27, 2007 at 6:04 AM

[ Anonymous ] [ 1:20 AM ] [ Thursday, September 27, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Oh Vixy hahahahha - I'm saying nothing on the grounds that it could incriminate me - hahahaha

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:28 AM ] [ Thursday, September 27, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Well, I thought why not make good use of the senseless posts. Two can play that game. I knew you would understand.

[ Vixen ] [ 5:43 AM ] [ Thursday, September 27, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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http://blog.myspace.com/fifytrixibelle

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 1:47 AM

[ Anonymous ] [ 2:49 PM ] [ Tuesday, October 2, 2007 ] [ Link ]