The fame and glory of David Caruso

This Picture is irresistable: so, here it goes:

Thinking....I left NY to set the world on fire! Audience: Better go back and get some Matches!!!

I do not think, that it was a Stork that delivered him, it must have been a Vulture...

I 'd bet Money, by now he has an unlisted Social Security Number!

His Mom was fined for Illegal Dumping the day he was born.

And the Doctor was arrested,too ...for leaving the scene of a crime!

It is a lucky thing for him, that Mirrors can't laugh!

Well, I guess there is nothing Reincarnation can't cure..only if he comes back as HIMSELF!!

Oh, and if he ever dares to take his HO to a Beautyparlor..it'll be only for an Estimate...

If Moses had seen that Face, there would have been Eleven Commandments!

With all those wrinkles on his face, does he have to screw on hats?

And when he was a child, even his imaginary friends refused to play with him!!

I think you have got a point here. I LOVE your comments! I wish, I could have come up with them.

I think the all-time fav of mine was the Cervix Stabber crack! I fell off my chair laughing!!

They say he's funny off-set..hm all I can say is:

I would LOVE to meet this Twit in person some day...and have a battle of wits, knowing full well, he'd be unarmed!!

Date to Caruso: please act decent tonight!

Caruso: blank stare

Date : Oh, sorry..guess you don't do Imitations.

Thank you for the good laughs! I think Caruso only acts decent when a camera is around. After all he is a publicity whore.
Once the cameras are off he is a caveman.
BTW in the meantime I call him "sperminator".
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BTW The crazy one is back!
Hey I just checked my stats counter - the crazy one who likes to cut herself is back from one of her monthly spells! Everyone say hello to the loonie! Hi, Lacy!!

Edited by Vixen on Sunday, September 30, 2007 at 8:44 PM

Hi there Lacy!!!!

Sperminator - hahaha (naughty) - I can see we have been having fun whilst my back has been turned!

I know lacy will like that.Without you - only half the fun. But as always, glad to have you back.

Edited by Vixen on Monday, October 1, 2007 at 4:53 PM

Oh I don't know... it looks as if you are havng fun.....and I;'m glad someone is keeping you company in my busy periods.

But ALL I want is YOU....

We all know, that ( hopefully) even this Jerk finds himself someday...and he'll be sorely disapointed!!

Just imagine, he marries her after she pops! That only proves one thing though, she can take a joke...HIM!!

If he has EVER entertained a decent thought in his head pertaining to Women, it remains in Solitary Confinement, I tell ya!!

Honestly, I doubt that he marries again. Even someone like him (3 divorces) has to see the truth - that he is no marriage material. Where would he take the money from?

This guy is so stupid, he'll do it again, just to get the publicity!!!!!!

I KNOW. Either arrige or making babies. On the other had - what should a gu with little to no talent do? And let's face it. Screwing is fun! And it is for FREE!!

I agree, if he got married again it would be for the publicity .... and carefully weighed against the claims made by her if the marriage breaks up - as you say, the money has to come from somewhere and if S6 does not up the ante, it will come a cropper - well in the UK anyway. S5 is sooo dire its practically unwatchable and whilst on the subject.....oooops I missed last nite's eppy....I had something better to do (and no Vixy it was not sex related - give me a break!!!)

Not sex related? Girl what's up? Are you okay?

.... even I need a night off!!!!!! I'm only human.... not battery operated !

Not even with a little helper????

Leave my stalker out of this .... and he was a big help-er

Well, I didn't mean your stalker. I meant the one you buy batteries for.

hahaha - oh you mean an aid(e)....hahaha.... I've never needed to resort to that but I'm willing to listen to any voice of personal experience and join a discussion group on the subject....oh, and try anything once!

I'm having a bit of trouble at present in the IT dept as we have all been given new updated computers and the darn things have not been set up properly so I may get disjointed, bear with me, normal service will be resumed ASAP (If it aint broke, don't fix it ....she mutters)

I now how you feel. When i got my new laptop I had to learn how to use it from scratch (without the help of a "mouse").

Ah yes, those little helpers....ahem. Personally, I have never used one but I hear they can be very joyfull things - they are not sweating, they are not hairy and they won't soil you with bodily fluids...

yeah, but you're taking the fun out of showering afterwards ...........

OK girls, discussion group is open... those for our Ever Ready buddies hands up and join in !!!!!

I don't think such a guy exists and i'm pretty sure Caruso doesn't belong to them either. Maybe one reason why all of his marriages failed - Caruso was not (always) ready when needed. Things like that can be so frustrating - for a woman.

Are we talking men or machines now....I'm getting a little confused .......

Isn't that ONE AND THE SAME? LOL!

Miaouw! Ouch!

"TV-star" or not - there has to be something amiss if all decent women fled his bed. You think he needs to talk about it?

Wasted on the man..... the actions have already spoken louder than words, his or anyone elses.......
however, if anyone wants to get me on the couch I'm sociable........

Shit - I just reread that.... I don't think I meant what I wrote if you get what I mean..... oh bollocks, its Friday and I cant be arsed!

Rip me apart - my hands are over my ears!

Rip YOU apart? Would I ever?