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►Question:  How did David Caruso ever get an acting job? He is so bad at everything.

Answer1:  Maybe he slept with a producer.

►Answer2: Why would anyone want to? He's like Carrrot Top's slightly better looking uncle.

http://jjb.yuku.com/topic/162204/t/How-did-David-Caruso-ever-get-an-acting-job-.html

LOL....LOL.....LOL...


[ 4:43 PM ] [ Sunday, October 21, 2007 ] [ Post Comment ]

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Pure and simple - he blagged it, as he has everything else in life

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:15 AM ] [ Monday, October 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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How???

[ Vixen ] [ 6:00 AM ] [ Monday, October 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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He's an actor - he improvised!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 8:31 AM ] [ Monday, October 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

AHA!

I'd say he just rolled down his paints and wiggled with his ass

[ Vixen ] [ 9:02 AM ] [ Monday, October 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Sounds like improvisation to me......
does Ann look that desperate!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 2:41 AM ] [ Tuesday, October 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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You know HOW SMITTEN AD is with carrot-top. For her he walks on water and if there is a promise of getting a piece of Caruso's package - lol. I guess she promised him EVERYTHING.

[ Vixen ] [ 4:37 AM ] [ Tuesday, October 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I'm sure someone got a "package" deal out of it....

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 8:41 AM ] [ Tuesday, October 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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ANONYMOUS A YOU ARE ONE BAD WOMAN.......

[ Vixen ] [ 9:50 AM ] [ Tuesday, October 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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The question is ....how bad?

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:27 AM ] [ Wednesday, October 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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From what I can read here VERY VERY BAD - LOL

[ Vixen ] [ 7:00 AM ] [ Wednesday, October 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

....!

Beyond speechless, I admit! BEHOLD: the power of Caruso...his Uglyness has me utterly surprised once more, and trust me, being speechless does not happen to me very often!! LOL
I just don't get it...SEXSYMBOL??? This PUKEFACE?? He/She who coined that phrase clearly did NOT have this Anal-Astronaut in mind!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 10:51 AM ] [ Thursday, October 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

I know...

I know...but they say he was in his mid-forties and needed the money.....LOL. Does anybody know if Caruso ever made A PORN MOVIE???

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, October 25, 2007 at 6:42 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 3:42 PM ] [ Thursday, October 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Well, he is a bit of an animal ???

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:15 AM ] [ Friday, October 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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A bit? He IS AN ANIMAL...I just have read on the Internet that the Neandertals had RED HAIR. I have to admit I can see a certain resemblance between a Neanderthal and Caruso...

Edited by Vixen on Friday, October 26, 2007 at 5:40 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 6:14 AM ] [ Friday, October 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

DC in a Porno

Are you trying to KILL me??? PORNO?? HOOOOWLING LAUGHTER!! This beanie-weeeeeeenieeeee???? He couldn't make it past the AUDITION!! Unless, of course, a U-TUBE savvy 'FAN' of his secretly tapes him in a Strip-Club!! That would certainly make HIM jump the shark!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 10:01 AM ] [ Friday, October 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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You know that scenarioe would lighten up my "digicam in my panties"-moments. (Anonymous A knows what i'm talking about.)

[ Vixen ] [ 2:39 PM ] [ Friday, October 26, 2007 ] [ Link ]