The fame and glory of David Caruso

It IS that small...........lololololol!! Knowing his 'TYPE', I wonder how many takes they have to re-do, because of, ahem, 'bathroom breaks'....what must his co-stars and all others go through on a daily basis is beyond me!! Anybody check the local Sex-Offender Registry??!!
You know what my ultimate nightmare is?? After that glowing (pukebreak) article in WATCH! Mag, I don't EVER want to see DC team up with the REAL Crime Fighters on AMW!!! OH, the Shame...

LOL...LOL...LOL....yes, I always thought it was a bit bigger. But you know, sometimes natures is not very fair.Just imagine you are Khandi Alexander or Emily Proctor and you notice that Caruso poses in front of the camera with a boner in his pants.
Break! I wonder how often he has called for a break? 5-10 times. I can imagine cramps in his right hand.

Edited by Vixen on Sunday, November 11, 2007 at 2:11 PM

is THAT why they shoot him at such obscure angles?? And Kahndi is on her kness a lot in those scenes.....yikes, creepy chills down my back...I have gotten to the point, I can pick out the Extras and one-lone beauties he's probably taken to his Trailer!! Watch real close and you can see the eye-contact etc between DC and his Ho-of-the-day!!!!

Carpel Tunnel Syndrome anyone??!!

You mean to get the focus of the camera off the upright standing parts between his legs to his "LOVELY" face? Understandable since Americans do have problems showing boners on TV. He should get a new nick-name: Hoody-Doody-on-a -stick-wit- a-boner

CTS - most definitely.

I knew you would like it.

YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS - I NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD!!! PLEASE KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK! BTW YOU ARE THE FAVOURITE TOPIC OF SOME CRAZED CHICK CALLED "DOJO" - THOUGHT I WOULD LET YOU KNOW - SHE TOOK OFFENSE IN YOUR USING THE WORD HARD ON!!! LOL

Thank you! I know we are doing a great job. And of course I know about the silly fan girl and her mediocre blog. The poor soul desperately wants to be someone in this world. Her ramblings about Caruso are laughable. No one to be taken seriously.

Edited by Vixen on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 2:17 AM

Ladies, may I join in, I only have a min
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As for boners

Remember ladies, he is supposed to be "up-holding" the law at all times.....

maybe it just doesn't get bigger than that. What is your take on that - as the expert of all of us????

Edited by Vixen on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 8:38 AM

Hehe, I would take offense to that thing,too, if THAT WAS ALL I COULD MUSTER AS A HARD-ON!! LOL
No wonder he has such a self-obsessed,look-in-the-mirror Napoleon Complex!! Isn't there some kind of pump for that condition???

As a matter of fact there is. Before you have sex you hook that little thing up and it inflates your small willy for T least two sizes. LOL

Edited by Vixen on Monday, November 12, 2007 at 8:46 PM

Hang on Ladies, I'm confused who is the self confessed expert in these matters - and I hope you are not looking at me...... I may have a stalker but that's all folks!!!

Sorry I cant' stay to play but its all hands at the coal face in the UK.

PS - best things come in small packages .....hahaha....and Xmas is just around the corner!

OF COURSE YOU ARE THE EXPERT - you are the one I look up to when it comes to shapes and sizes. LOL. Small, smaller, the smallest...

Well, maybe it just presents itself in the horizontal that way ALL the time and it wasn't even hard...he just can't take it higher....

and his girl-friend gave him good head, sampled the stuff in her mouth and injected it like Anna Ermakova. This way she got pregnant - the Boris becker way1

I think I 'm getting SICK!! The VISUAL is enough to get me confined to a Rubber-Room for Decades!! Broomcloset, hm, Mile-High-Club....Trailer, On-Set, in the Bushes,..eeeendless Possibilities for Conception ... why, oh why did she choke it down?? I'm already Sea-Sick....Eine Seefahrt die ist lustig..hahaha!

ahem, Foto-Shoot!!

Now YPOU are frightening me. How do you know all these things? Did you do them yourself WITh HIM? Come on girk, spill!

Meeee do HIM?????????? When Hell freezes over!!! Nooo, just Woman's Intuition..... Guys like him, I 've known before...and I must admit, I do enjoy my rather vivid Imagination.. even though it gets me into hot water from time to time, lol!! Vixi, HOW COULD YOU??!!
Waaaait a minute..did YOU do Him??? YOU BETTER TELL!!

Nah I came close to him once (in a bar) in Miami where he was getting drunk. Not a nice person when he is tanked.
But I know there are a lot of women out there (on set, LA) who have been done or did Caruso

i LOVE david caruso and would love the opportunity to cuddle up next to the guy!!!

What is wrong with you?? You need to get your head examined!! Or, pass GO and go directly to the Psych Ward!!

...cuddle...what if he likes slap and tickle or use his handcuffs on you?

Edited by Vixen on Wednesday, November 14, 2007 at 6:18 PM

Died and gone to heaven!

Vixy, I'm sending you a photo by separate cover.... I am sure you will put it to good use - hahahahahaha. I am the expert on size after all..........

I LOVE YOU GIRL!!!!