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David Caruso's Hot Thanksgiving Turkey

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1. Cut out aluminum foil in desired shapes.
2. Arrange the turkey in the roasting pan, position the foil carefully.  (see attached picture for details)
3. Roast according to your own recipe and serve.
4. Watch your guests' faces...  
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This delcious receipe is courtesy of my good British friend ANONYMOUS A. Thank you, girl !!!


[ 12:23 PM ] [ Wednesday, November 21, 2007 ] [ Post Comment ]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I humbly bow before you, your GREATNESS!! A-A, I don't think I HAVE EVER LAUGHED HARDER!!! That pic is absolutely priceless!! I can only imagine...waht happens next..lololololol..btw, do they make extra, extra small Condoms??? Hehe,or in other words, just his size!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 8:38 AM ] [ Thursday, November 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Stay tuned honey, I have a few other surprises for one and all at the appropriate time - ahahaha

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 9:12 AM ] [ Thursday, November 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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OK - now who's brave enough to do the PM. Checking for prints on CODIS might be a little tricky but hands up any volunteers to swab for ........

Marigolds at the ready ladies !!!!!

I think I had better quit while I'm alive
,,,,,,,,plus I'm laughing too much!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 9:15 AM ] [ Thursday, November 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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You BOTH just made my day. Anonymous A is the secret Queen of the interent. You have no idea how funny and freaky this lady is, Tofogofan. Stay tuned!

However, I would love to know what FREUD would say to Caruso's choice of turkey....

Edited by Vixen on Thursday, November 22, 2007 at 2:28 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 11:26 AM ] [ Thursday, November 22, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I hope that was a compliment

Anyway, I shall be going on my Xmas jollies with a flourish so stay tuned!

[ Anonymous - A ] [ 5:08 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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I ALWAYS stay tuned when it comes to you. i expect ONLY THE BEST (funniest) from you.

[ Vixen ] [ 6:20 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

FREUD

Well, my dear friends, we ALL know, Freuds' explanation of that Turkey would be a purely sexual one, since all human actions are sexually motivated...okay, this is really sick: the one image in my mind was the MR. BEAN - Turkey Episode!! I need a Straightjacket... and a Rubberroom lol!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 8:14 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

...seconds

ANYONE care to join me???!!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 8:15 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Everything is sexually motivated where Caruso is concerned

[ Vixen ] [ 8:37 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

SURE..

but aren't we all?? Hehe, Freud thought so...concerning DC , I have the strong sense, that he is soooo afraid to be alone with himself forever, that instant gratification is the only thing that keeps him "sane" - coppel that with low self-esteem, you got MR.ASSHOLE!!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 8:42 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Posts

Rest asured, Vixen: i love posting here and will continue!!
oh, and: ANONYMOUS ....FUCK OFF!!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 10:32 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Thank you Tofogofan

Disregard. This was just stupid little fan girl "sarakanne" who desparately wants to be as good as Vixen one day but never ever will be. So, she is mad . poor little cretaure....
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I love your post about Freud and Caruso living in fear of being ALONE. YOU ARE DEAD ON.
Caruso always started a new relationship before the old one was finished. That was the case with all his three marriages. As soon as problems surfaced he went out and got himself a new woman without his spouse having a clue about.
I daresay Caruso is an older version of Boris Becker. Both are redheads and both are failures in the love-relationship-department.
What do you say?

Edited by Vixen on Friday, November 23, 2007 at 3:14 PM

[ Vixen ] [ 11:32 AM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Hmmm.

Boris becker, yeah, I can see certain Resemblences..exept, the only thing DC is avarage at is : drum-role, please..you guessed it : screwing younger chicks. I do sometimes wonder, in those dark, lonely moments when he actually is alone, how does he live with himself??!!
Hey, Vixi..that is TOFOGFAN, after, ahem, Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts, saw them in Concert, waaay back when Russell was still cool, I know, shame on me!! Turning RED....LOL

[ Tofogfan ] [ 2:20 PM ] [ Friday, November 23, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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Hey, Vixi..that is TOFOGFAN, after, ahem, Thirty Odd Foot Of Grunts, saw them in Concert, waaay back when Russell was still cool, I know, shame on me!! Turning RED....LOL

Care to explain? Inquiring minds want to know....

[ Vixen ] [ 12:51 PM ] [ Saturday, November 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

???

Explain what?? Tofog?? Okay, I went to see Russ and his Band at the STONE PONY in Jersey...used to kinda like his Music. Talking about D-R-U-N-K!! He WAS sick that night, but WASTED!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 2:22 PM ] [ Saturday, November 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Wasted

Who? Caruso or Russ?

[ Vixen ] [ 7:21 PM ] [ Saturday, November 24, 2007 ] [ Link ]

Band

Russell, and the ENTITRE Band, lol! Still did an hour and a half....despite starting laaaaaate, Danielle getting booood off Stage and being DRUNK...not bad for one night, hehe!!

[ Tofogfan ] [ 10:32 AM ] [ Sunday, November 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]

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OK. No everything is clear.

[ Vixen ] [ 11:24 AM ] [ Sunday, November 25, 2007 ] [ Link ]