The fame and glory of David Caruso

Lest anyone on the planet wonder where David Caruso goes if he hasn´t the likes of  AlQuida-tart Amina Islam to play with? Rumors have it he even met Amina there..... If he has a certain urge or need?
Are you a first-time visitor to Tijuana? Are you a resident looking for an out-of-the-way, inexpensive, yet discreet diversion?

 David Caruso´s favourite brothel is the place for you.

Welcome to David Caruso´s  favourite Brothel! It is maintained by a feisty Mexican lady in an  accessible location. This allows her to offer her unique services at prices well below those found within the more competitive Tijuana marketplaces.

Prior to David Caruso´s frequent visits , the establishment was an abandoned shack. A plus for your wallet; no rent for her means cheaper thrill for you.  AND WE ALL KNOW DAVID CARUSO LIKES IT CHEAP AND QUICK . While it does lack certain amenities most of us have come to expect, it boasts a serenity not found in the hustle and bustle of Tijuana. We've been led to believe there is an outhouse behind the shack and a small stream just over the rise; soap, shampoo and insecticides available for a nominal fee.

A cozy cottage atmosphere, unfettered by cumbersome furniture or electroncis. The only convenience is a mattress, low to the floor, providing easy ingress and egress. Battery-operated appliances, beverages and an assortment of snacks may be brought in and are always appreciated. We caution you to bring only ready-to-eat foods. There are no facilities to accommodate items requiring either heat or refrigeration. You might also wish to consider bringing your own portable urinal and perhaps some "Wet Ones" or "Baby Wipes".