The fame and glory of David Caruso

 .....from CSI-FANSITE.COM, interesting insights etc:
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(A not so serious account from a reporter who had to deal with Caruso and his antics!)

It can be found on:

http://perezhilton.com/boardroom/viewtopic.php?t=7214&sid=9cc7c14efb9b9dc0123e98bd192e3594
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An Interview with David Caruso, star of CBS's mega-hit, automatons vs scumbags cookie-cutter-tastic "CSI: Miami". Interview held in the press room at the "CSI:Miami" main studio. Interviewer: Antonia Puddings

INT: "CSI Miami" has been a massive hit, Reuters says it's PERHAPS the most-watched show worldwide, that must be very rewarding?
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: So it would seem, wouldn't it?
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: Um . . . whoa . . . where was I . . . that's right, your character Horatio Caine has an almost paternal relationship with his close-knit, hilariously fascistic team, how similar is that to your relationship with the other actors?
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: That, my friend, is the question, isn't it?
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: Dear god . . . okay. On a slightly personal note I'd like to say that I've always recognised that you're an excellent actor and that "NYPD Blue" became far more mundane after you left and got replaced by the grey Jimmy Smits . . .
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: Jimmy Smits?
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: Oh wow . . . right. Jesus. I actually quite liked "Kiss of Death". "Session 9" was good, too. Um, could you just -- no -- wait . . .
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: Waiting is something we cannot afford to do.
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: [after a lengthy, unhappy pause] Where do they put the batteries into Emily Procter? The woman's got the voice of a munchkin and the lifeless, glazed-over eyes of a dead f*beep*king fish.
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: If a fish dies in Miami then it's up to me to make sure their death doesn't go unpunished, isn't it? If a fish falls in Miami, WE hear the sound.
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: Stop it. Just . . . stop it.
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: Stopping it is the challenge, isn't it?
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: Just . . . [breaks down crying] . . . just stop won't you stop!!!
David Caruso removes sunglasses and hands INT a Kleenex:
CARUSO: Take this. Listen, hang in there ma'am, I'm going to do everything in my power to stop this guy, okay? Hang in there.
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . . moments later re-enters from the right and sits back down.
INT: You . . . [wailing out] . . . WAAAHAAHAA NO NO NO NO!
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: I'll be in the can.
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses and exits the room by the left door . . .forty minutes elapse, INT despondently gathers notes and quietly leaves the room, weeping. Minutes later, David Caruso re-enters from the right door and sits back down in the empty room.
David Caruso removes sunglasses:
CARUSO: So, where did you go? That, my friend, is the question, isn't it? Time to go to work.
David Caruso replaces his sunglasses, draws a handgun and exits the room by the left door . . . .