David Caruso - NYPDouche and CSILoveMyself
[ 11:22 AM ] [ Thursday, May 29, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso's new lover is an ACTRESS!!!
 
Somehow we knew it.
Somehow we had a precognition that the woman who spent three days and nights with David Caruso in a posh San Diego resort might be an ACTRESS.
YUP!!!
No lady of the night.
No bartender
No call-girl like the one or other very unkind soul suggested.
According to SEB of VIPIX David Caruso's new lover goes by the name AMINA ISLAM and is an actress.Thank you for letting us now. We keep our fingers crossed for them. They are a really nice couple.
For those who want to check her out
AMINA ISLAM has been mentioned on
"EFILMCRITIC.COM"ON UGO,THE SLAMDANCE ARTICLE [ 10:06 PM ] [ Saturday, May 10, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso's new lover!!!
There she is.
BOY does she look good.
According to SEB from VIPIX:
David had romantic week-end with her, after spendind friday night with his new lovein a luxury L.A hotel ,Saturday David drove south near San Diego to One of the premier luxury Southern California resorts.Sunday ,he is still at the resort and didn't left the Villa for 24 hours.....Woua....the new girl should be tired !!!!!
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   [ 5:18 PM ] [ Sunday, May 4, 2008 ] [ 18 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - Sunglassed idiot...
Quote of the day!
Do I love it when people speak their mind about David Caruso!
"...F.Y.I. David Caruso is the fiery-haired idiot who left the popular tv show, NYPD Blue after one season to pursue a big screen movie career and literally “bombed!” After years of big screen failure and after some serious begging to get NYPD Blue to release him from his contract, the now sunglassed idiot bounced back big time as the lead on CBS’s hit tv show spinoff, CSI: Miami...."
[ 2:43 PM ] [ Tuesday, April 29, 2008 ] [ 2 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso's weird "portalphobia"
We found this precious little snippet on the net. Since we agree with the author WHOLEHEARTEDLY we decided to give it a honorable mention on our blog.
David Caruso is not only a Diet-Coke swilling primadonna....
David Caruso is not only a grown asshat with red hair...
David Caruso not only can walk and talk at the same time...
David Caruso also suffers from...PORTALPHOBIA
.....We all know that David Caruso has been labled as a “difficult” actor, but now you can add “portalphobia” to his resume.
Portalphobia is a fear of entrances, exits or any open doorway. It seems the writers have to make sure not to have David coming into or leaving rooms, but, in the event the lead decides that a door is too close for comfort, entire scenes have to be reblocked.
I am sure this makes him really popular with writers and directors.....
(Source: The GOSSIPFIX)
(http://defamer.com/367763/david-caruso-what-should-i-do-i-am-a-grown-man-with-red-hair)
[ 1:46 PM ] [ Friday, April 25, 2008 ] [ 3 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - Upclose and personal
[ 4:51 PM ] [ Wednesday, April 16, 2008 ] [ 29 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso's Frisky Ferret
[ 8:03 AM ] [ Thursday, April 10, 2008 ] [ 12 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - Too much BOTOX
However, we don't think the pictures are very good. Bad make-up. Caruso's face looks too pasty and too wrinkle-free to be true. Either David Caruso's really laid off the sauce or he has had more than one dose of Botulin Toxin.
A few more BOTOX injectons (or some more "other work" in his face) and David Caruso is going to look like Michael Jackson soon....!
[ 8:58 PM ] [ Thursday, March 27, 2008 ] [ 15 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - My little BIG EGO
Spitting, cursing and pouting is the behaviour of a 5-year-old not that of a grown man with red hair!!!
We never believed in Caruso's publicily displayed contritness. We suspected all along that it was just a show. The man is an actor - albeit a lousy one - after all.Too bad somebody kissed and told....LOL
 Shame on you.. David Caruso!!!
Picture: http://circushour.com/2008/03/17/more-fun-with-celebrities-who-look-like-leprechauns/ [ 1:49 AM ] [ Tuesday, March 18, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
The Things We’ve Heard About David Caruso are BAD....
If you watch CSI: Sunglasses Guy, you know how absurd David Caruso is on the show. The funny thing seems to be that Caruso is even more of a dick in real life.
Testimonial time!
From Popbitch:
Just back from LA and was staying with a friend who’s in Jericho. One of the scriptwriters for the show used to work on CSI: Miami and apparently David Caruso r4eally is the arse he appears. A new director was setting up a shot and as he was laying out the scene suggested that Caruso should walk through a door, into a room and pick up a bottle of something and open it etc. The producers took the tyro to one side and pointed out that “David gets a bit lost in props”. Reasonably pointing out that it was quite a simple manoeuvre he was told that there was only a limited amount of time for the shoot and David didn’t have the time to work out the meaning of the props. Gradually the action was whittled down to him just walking through the door and giving his line. To this the young director is once again taken to one side and it is explained to him that “David isn’t very good with thresholds”. He also asks when, in the scene, there will be a close up of the sunglasses - in every scene.
From OnSetSnich via Defamer:
It’s taken me a bit of courage to actually fess up to what I’ve seen on the set of CSI:Miami, but I actually worked there for two years and saw first-hand almost 50 episodes being filmed. Caruso is without a doubt, the most tortured, saddest man-child/ actor I’ve ever seen in over 15 years of movie and tv-making. Everything you have heard is true, but worse.
He can’t walk and talk at the same time (you should see him on stairs), requires dozens of takes for simplest line-readings (which as we all know, he can only do one way), and can’t even put his CSI gloves on on-camera (always a time cut, just watch). He will cuss uncontrollably (often in front of a child actor) and blame everyone but himself for his inability to act. He used to hack up big loogies on the floor of the set, too, until a producer gently reminded him of sanitation and courtesy. Oh, and he re-writes every scene he is in, so he is totally to blame for the hackneyed one-liners. He will take anything the writers give him, and destroy it. And the sunglass bit is all his, a truly innovative contribution to his character. But as he said to us many times, “What should I do? I am a grown man with red hair.”
We used to call the diet coke his “acting juice.”
So there you have it. David Caruso: big, talentless idiot dick.
Wait, we should have both “big” and “dick” in the same insult. That just gets confusing, like we have a problem with big penises. Which we don’t. But we’re not gay. Not that there’s anything wrong with being gay. Oh, this post-ending joke is backfiring….
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Source: http://www.thebadandugly.com/2008/03/14/things-we%E2%80%99ve-heard-about-david-caruso/
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WE ALWAYS KNEW DAVID CARUSO IS KIND OF STUPID - HOWEVER; WE NEVER IMAGINED HOW FAR THIS MAN'S STUPIDITY REALLY GOES.....LOL
[ 12:30 PM ] [ Friday, March 14, 2008 ] [ 15 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - Customer Number ???
Yesterday, the renowned Financial Times Germany (http://www.ftd.de/meinung/kommentare/:Leitartikel%20Aff%E4re%20Spitzer%20Krimi%20Verbrechen/329731.html) wrote an article called "The Spitzer affair - A thriller without a crime." Europeans are amused and think it kind of strange that the Governor of the State of New York allegedly committed a crime by paying (good money) for sex. After all this is just a pricey case of demand and supply.
Gouverneur Spitzer is not the first male to use the services of an escort and he won't be the last. We remember reading that Heidi Fleiss' famous black book was filled with names of well-known people.
And right now a woman calling herself "The Hollywood Madame" is writing an autobiographical book about her "work" and her clients.
We have to snicker when we think back at Hugh Grant and Devine Brown and the famous blowjob the British actor was given in his car on Sunset Boulevard.
We do wonder how MANY movers and shakers, silver screen hereos , TV- celebs and industry-execs drive down the same street in their Beemers looking for the same kind of amusement like Hugh Grant without ever getting caught?
How many of those we adore and love for their roles on TV are in search of that certain kick that Gov. Spitzer paid 5.000 bucks an hour for?
We don't want to ALLEGE or INSINUATE anyhing - we just OBSERVE. David Caruso has been living in LA for the last 25 years. We are sure he has visited the one or other party - especially during the nine years of career purgatory - where entertainment (of various kinds) was offered.
Can anyone say for sure that Caruso never ever was - not even if it was only in his mind - tempted to do like Hugh Grant, Eddie Murphy and many othesr did? Can anyone say for sure that Caruso never ever dreamed of getting that certain kick by doing the unthinkable? He is a just a man after all.
Get real, people. There are no Saints. And IF there are they won't be called David Caruso!!! LOL!!! [ 12:46 AM ] [ Friday, March 14, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso and our nightmare.....
 Last night, after watching the news on CNN we had a NIGHTMARE. See picture (courtesy unknown artist)!!!
If dear Hillary Clinton and Bill ever broke up would our little photoshop be a sensible choice? Wouldn't it be for Hillary like out of the frying pan and into the fire? Swapping two-timing Bill for two-timing David? And would powerful and dynamic Hillary have the patience to put up with David Caruso's tomfooleries, shortcomings, bad habits and inner demons?
When we woke hours later we were drenched in sweat but more than relieved that it had been only a (very bad) dream........phew... [ 7:07 AM ] [ Thursday, March 6, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso is on CSI and has RED HAIR....
 The following is kind of "ahem" and "aha" and "oops!" and very funny. It is called :
"One Showered n' Deflowered Blind Vice"
Which "straight" TV star's the latest to take a (painful) hike up Action Alley?
Look up, but don't unzip!
Oh, babycakes, if you’ve ever had a first-time sex story gone awry, this is  the Blind Vice for you! Poor closeted TV star Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled...He finally decides to sate his boy-on-boy curiosities, and—unbeknownst to Chumpy—he picks a friggin’ journalist for his inaugural boink, horrors!
What did we say last week, that H-town’s full of nervous Nellies too ‘fraid to come outta the closet? Yep, that’s what we declared. And now, darlings, we’ve got Chumpy "Shepp" Impaled to prove it. Poor thing, he just doesn’t have any idea whatsoever he’s helping us with our little goss class project. Too bad.
Now, Chumpy’s not predictably handsome, but he is—we assure you—wholly doable in the sack (not that many folks would know, really). Terribly shy and certainly not out, this lad is. Kinda dorky, too. But like, girlfriends, when you nuzzle that boy’s neck and work the tasty dough down below just right, this baby’s slightly pudgy cookies are yours for the taking, trust!
Case in point: A terribly untrustworthy journalist, who shall remain nameless in this already anon tally of salaciousness, befriended CSI at a fairly small but awfully popular Hell-Ay gym. Chump-babe and the journo—let’s call him Schlong Wad, just for good measure—befriended each other in—get this—the showers. How romantic, eh? Let’s leave the dropped-soap analogies (they’re unnecessary, just read on) and mosey on over to the most fascinating fact. It’s that Chumpy, known for his lovable character work on the boob-tube, had never before had sex with a dude, though he’d always been curious. Oh, who the hell isn’t? (Shut up right now, B. Pitt, we so know you are.)
Next thing ya know, Schlong’s workin’ overtime with the compliments on Red’s many talents, which are, to be true, average. What a fabulous actor! How handsome! Such a gorgeous smile! All this poopy-cock that you chicks have been seein’ through for centuries, but Chump nevertheless totally bit, pickup line and sinker.
Right into S.W.’s Hollywood Hills digs and onto Mr. Wad’s mattress, which is precisely where Chumpy found out what it’s like to be the pea in Wad’s pod. Ouch! But Yum-O, declared Chumpy, like some sort of Rachael Ray orgasmic new naughty discovery. Such the shame that Wad, prick he be, is busy telling everybody he can.
And it ain't: David Schwimmer, Kevin Connolly, Jimmy Kimmell
Wat do you think? Do you think the initials CSI has anything to do with it? David Caruso is on CSI and has RED hair.
SOURCE: http://blinditemsexposed.blogspot.com/2008/02/one-showered-n-deflowered-blind-vice.html
[ 2:26 AM ] [ Tuesday, March 4, 2008 ] [ 7 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso and his eye-job
[ 6:42 AM ] [ Wednesday, February 27, 2008 ] [ 16 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso and his shopping-bags!
Not long ago we saw David Caruso out and about in LA - ALONE. Obviously he was shopping . Caruso was seen carrying two paper-bags.
 Did you ever ask yourself - " WHAT did Caruso buy?"
WE KNOW IT. The item is on sale at IKEA and on high demand. It's on sale in the US for only $ 99,--!
It looks like a seat. But what is its intended use? Take a look!
Now we know HOW David Caruso has lost weight and WHAT- apart from his new girl-friend the hot Miami Nightclub Executive - is responsible for his approved looks.
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Idea and pictures are courtesy of ANONYMOUS A (made in the UK!). Thank you girl!
[ 6:16 AM ] [ Monday, February 18, 2008 ] [ 42 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - The Mole! The Mole?
WHO is the MOLE?
WHERE is the MOLE from?
Does the MOLE really exist?
WHAT does the MOLE say?
Does the MOLE say anything at all?
Does the MOLE know WHY David dumped Liza?
Does the MOLE know what kind of underwear David Caruso prefers?
Does the MOLE know the identity of David Caruso's new squeeze?
WHAT is the MOLE up to?
WHAT will the MOLE reveal?
Is the MOLE male or female?
Is the MOLE black or white?
Does the MOLE know David Caruso?
WHAT motivations are behind the MOLES' actions?
............WE have NO IDEA.
However, should we EVER meet the MOLE we are going to ask her.
P-R-O-M-I-S-E-D!
LOL!
[ 12:25 PM ] [ Sunday, February 17, 2008 ] [ 0 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
David Caruso - Just got laid?
David Caruso at a FedEx in Hollywood today .
After he dumped Liza for a Miami Nightcub Executive he most likely will spend the day/evening with his new love interest.
Looking slack in black while posing for the cameras...
BTW - Did anybody notice that special wrinkle-free JUST GOT LAID - expression on David Caruso's face lately????? Looks like a new woman (and a lot of SEX?) did wonders for his complexion....
[ 11:39 PM ] [ Thursday, February 14, 2008 ] [ 14 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
We endorse......DAVID CARUSO!!!
 YES, really!!!!
You are going to ask WhatTheFuck? What is happening and WHY? Legit questions. Please, let us explain:
When politician/actor Fred Dalton Thompson ran for President, campaign laws governing "equal time" forced TV networks to stop airing shows and movies that Thompson acted in because they would have given him free publicity. Somehow, America survived his ill-fated campaign without any reruns of Law & Order or showings of Baby’s Day Out.
All of which begs the question… what other actors should make a run for the presidency? After carefully reviewing the acting careers of several top contenders, we have our endorsement:
We'd Like to Urge David Caruso ( and his SOJ's) to Run for President!
Just imagine - NO more bad David Caruso flicks. NO more annoying David Causo-posing and mindless one-liners on CSI Miami.....heavenly....
http://www.tensionbreaker.com/2008/02/fun-with-equal-time-campaign-laws.html
[ 7:02 AM ] [ Tuesday, February 5, 2008 ] [ 14 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
Not really a David Caruso fan....NO
Finally, a blog entry that has hit so close to the truth that it should be deemed truthy.
David Caruso could never in a million years pull off the come back that Shatner has with "Boston Legal ". I mean, never ever ever ever could Caruso do what Shatner does because Caruso is pathetic. Yes Shatner is a classic over actor, but at least it can be classified as acting. What Caruso is doing is butchering the script, his fellow actors, the writers, producers, directors and the caterers that service the studio where he works (and even the caterers for the other studios too - he's that bad).
P.S. Just because CSI: Miami is bad doesn't mean you should give up on the franchise. CSI: NY is bearable and the original CSI is down right incredible. They more than make up for the horror called CSI: Miami.
[ 5:14 AM ] [ Sunday, February 3, 2008 ] [ 7 Comments ] [ Post Comment ] [ Link ]
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Oh, the wonders that a good plastic surgeon can work on a careworn face!!! Looks like David Caruso has put the enforced hiatus from CSI Miami to good use. Not only did the get a new girlfriend - a hot Miami N
